Halloween costumes back in the day were simple … throw on
some ratty clothes, carry a pillow case and call yourself a Hobo … you did not
have to spend $75 and up for your kid’s Halloween costume to dress up as a Licensed Disney
or super hero character …
I find homemade costumes to be the funniest and most
creative … such as… the “Freudian slip”… just throw on a woman’s slip with phallus centered words pinned on it! Or blow up a bunch of purple balloons, stick
them on yourself and go as a bunch of grapes… or borrow great-grandpa’s sweater
and pants, place an adult diaper over the pants and wonder aimlessly through the
streets as Joe Biden, as Biden himself does in the White House
But to be really tray trendy this year you can go as Hunter
Biden … take your clothes off (for the shy you can keep your underwear on)… wear shades for you are just a f'n cool dude!!! hold a bottle of whisky in one hand, a paint brush in the other and have a
cigarette butt hanging from your lips (for those who live in the States where marijuana
is legal you can use a joint and hang it from your lip to make it authentically Hunter) ...
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Ah come on mom … they are teaching your kids about drag queens
in school and how to masturbate in third grade and showing erotic movies to your kids in middle school, in the guise of sex ed …Hunter Biden is tame to that!!!
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Here is Hunter working on one of his paintings (they can be purchased at $500,000 a pop, not due to his talent but due to who is Pop is) … I am surprised Hunter is not using his nose to hold his paint brush, since he has vast experiencing in using his nose for other things...
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Hunter Biden resting after painting the picture on your
right… hmmm … is it just me or does Hunter’s painting look a lot like the corona
virus … maybe Hunter’s China friends gave him a seek peek of the virus in the
lab … so Hunter could paint a “still life of it” and sell it for $500,000,
after all his father (Joe) is constantly selling the corona virus and Fauci is
a billionaire now due to the sales!
